Stephen Fry – As someone who worked hard…

As someone who worked hard for a Labour victory in the 90s, do I regret…


“As someone who worked hard for a Labour victory in the 90s, do I regret it? Not really. It was bound to happen. And it’ll happen with the next government, and the one after it. Because all governments serve us. They serve the filth.”
-Stephen Fry

Alphonse Karr – I gather from a lawyer…

I gather from a lawyer that there was a rehearsal yesterday. We haven’t a hope…


“I gather from a lawyer that there was a rehearsal yesterday. We haven’t a hope. I know the presiding judge too: I’ve had the misfortune to sleep with his wife. He was specially picked.”
-Alphonse Karr