Tim Vine – Apparently, one in five people…

Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people…


“Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It’s either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it’s Colin.”
-Tim Vine

Charles Dickens – I have known a vast…

I have known a vast quantity of nonsense talked about bad men not looking you…


“I have known a vast quantity of nonsense talked about bad men not looking you in the face. Don’t trust that conventional idea. Dishonesty will stare honesty out of countenance any day in the week, if there is anything to be got by it.”
-Charles Dickens