“There is nothing in socialism that a little age or a little money will not cure.”
“At home in Ireland, there’s a habit of avoidance, an ironical attitude towards the authority figure.”
“Italy even in the future will not need aid from the European Financial Stability Fund.”
“If you’re a woman and a guy’s ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it.”
-Louis C. K.